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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Enchanting this key with eat shit and channeling a lot of die kinda energy into this car

i’m seeing a lot of shit and i think people should get hit just a little more often suggestions ok i’m gonna not think about tumblr for another year can you believe i started this shit when i was like 14 and this fall i’m gonna be applying for colleges???? who let me do that anyway have fun and hit stupid people except don’t do it too hard cause that could be a crime and i’m not dealing with that
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ellen: so i heard you’re a fan of stupid little jars

me: yeah

*thousands of stupid, useless jars that fuckin decorate my house fill the studio, killing me instantly*

me via ouija board: o-m-g e-l-l-e-n y-o-u d-i-d-n-t

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you know what maybe we curse ellen

this post did not age well it is accurate tho i do believe she would kill someone if she hasn’t already